A Looney‑Tunes‑style event graphic with concentric purple rings and a yellow centre announces a SQLBits 2026 session. Cartoon characters inspired by classic animation—a yellow cat, a mime‑like mouse, a woman in a green dress, and a running bird—stand around the frame. The text in the centre reads: “I’m speaking at… SQLBits 2026. Ethos, Pathos & Logos: Aristotle’s Lesson for Ethical Data Design. 23rd Apr 2026, 11:20.”